Ralf Schmitz

"Being on stage is like a vacation for me! Your laughter is my paella pan, your applause my infinity pool! Unfortunately, real vacation is mostly hard work for it!"

Well, that's how it is for Ralf Schmitz. Sometimes you have to interrupt the longest vacation in the world for a few weeks to work hard. For example, to gather inspiration for his latest stage program on a flight to New Zealand next to a travel group of drunken hobbits in rubber feet smelling of chemical accidents. And that's exactly why Ralf's new program is called "Schmitzefrei!" The friendly principal of insanity hereby releases his audience from everyday stress for a few precious hours.

And one is Schmitzefrei guaranteed not, namely joke-free. It doesn't matter whether Ralf reports on how he met the incredibly annoying waitress of his supermarket cheese counter during an adventure rafting trip on the Amazon, of all things, presents the biggest "fails" of personal and worldwide vacation photography during a small slide show, or solos the unbelievable scenes that occurred when he wanted to hire a suitable catsitter for his four-pawed roommate Hildegard. This program is also guaranteed to be overwhelmed in advance by a huge wave of injunctions, this time from low-cost tour operators, hardcore globetrotters, children's disco animators and horny ski instructors.

The 02.04.2023 is the replacement date for the event originally scheduled for 20.05.2021, which had to be postponed due to the situation surrounding the Corona virus. Tickets already purchased remain valid.


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